slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world
*calls superwholock trash*
*20 comments on post with different embarrassing variants of "HOW DARE YOU" and "YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE WRONG FANDOM"*
*calls homestuck trash*
yea same lol
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.